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Jokes!!
Mar 14, 2007 11:17:43 GMT -5
Post by Silent' on Mar 14, 2007 11:17:43 GMT -5
Ok just post the jokes you know please don't get to vulgar but lets get some laughs ;D I'll start with this one~~Every morning this man gets up he lets out a fart and its horrible smell, his wife of 10 years always wakes up from this with her eyes burning and gagging. She tells him one morning honey you got to stop doing that or one day you will blow your insides out. Well Thanksgiving was coming around and she is preparing the turkey, while cleaning it out she gets an idea a devilish grin comes across her face. Her husband was still asleep so she takes the insides and puts it behind him where it looks like it blew out of him. Well about 30 minutes later she hears the fart then a blood curdling scream. 15 minutes later the husband comes down stairs white as a ghost. she says, "Oh honey whats the matter!" trying to hold her grin. And he responds," well honey you where right I did blow my insides out, but thank God that Vaseline and two fingers got most of it back in."
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Jokes!!
Mar 14, 2007 11:39:48 GMT -5
Post by Kehndal The Great on Mar 14, 2007 11:39:48 GMT -5
HAHAHAAH ROFLMFAO!!!!!
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Jokes!!
Mar 23, 2007 15:33:18 GMT -5
Post by Silent' on Mar 23, 2007 15:33:18 GMT -5
I have heard this joke before but forgot it and reseen this on VN boards and well..."An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.
Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen." ;D ;D ;D
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Jokes!!
Mar 30, 2007 16:00:56 GMT -5
Post by Silent' on Mar 30, 2007 16:00:56 GMT -5
Your computer needs to be reconfigured every few weeks to do so, please place your mouse on the Y, press the left mouse button and hold it down until you hit the letter R
You are a moron if you thought this would really help your computeR!
Please tell me what you think and did this help?!
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